A Feature writer who majored in Sarcasm and Smarmy at The Second City in Chicago. Father of two and a divorcee of one. Well-read AND house-broken. An Agnostic Nihilist mixed with a dash of optimism. An award winning eater and self proclaimed "foodie." Currently resides in the foothills of Appalachia Kentucky in the spare bedroom of his parent's mobile home, where he flips burgers for a living.