Originally from Orlando, FL, James Abney moved to LA 8 years ago to pursue a career in screenwriting. By day he's a production manager for reality TV, by night he's making excuses for not writing.
When an inexperienced film crew heads to the woods to shoot their horror masterpiece, one down and out actress must reluctantly become the cliché final girl and lead her team to safety when they realize the actor portraying the masked killer is a real psychopath.
PLAYING WITH CHOPSTICKS
After the meeting between him and his Chinese girlfriend's strict parents goes terribly wrong, one average white man is forced to win her parents respect, while trying to defeat her handsome suitor and former flame, all during her sister's traditional Chinese wedding.