After a 24-year-old Catholic schoolteacher’s budding sexuality is set ablaze by an illicit affair, she inadvertently moves into a house full of polyamorists. As she begins to explore the perils and pleasures of sex with multiple partners, she quickly learns there’s no such thing as a free orgasm. Together with her four oversexed housemates, she must navigate a minefield of jealousy, prejudice and heartbreak in order to arrive in the promised land of ultimate sexual actualization.
The year is "the future” and to prep humanity’s new home, an advance team of loveable misfits is sent to a lifeboat planet on the far side of an intergalactic wormhole, only to discover their pristine-promised-land is actually the landing point for a million parallel dimensions (quantum physics anyone?) each with its own set of dying-Earth dwellers desperate for a new planet to run into the ground. Suddenly thrust into a ruthless turf war, our heroes are forced to battle against alter-egos who represent every road not taken, every meal unordered, every hottie not slept with. But how do you outsmart a way better version of yourself? And what do you do when you're forced to admit that you’re ultimately your own worst enemy?