Honestly just a shitey writer and waste of space as a human being. A terrible father to 2 amazing boys who haven't even picked up the accent (their only hope....) and a truly awful husband to a consistently endearing and patiently angry wife.
Just fucking read my shit please. Anyone. That would be nice. Thanks.
An unpatriotic black sheep returns to his Scottish roots to stamp out the lingering embers of his dying father, the friends he never looked to maintain, and his dysfunctionally crazy family unit, for once and for all.