Chris Karter

"In an act of selflessness, one finds true meaning to existence." - Chris Karter

A self-proclaimed ninja, jedi, and self-educated man-child, Chris masquerades as an adult for the sake of his daughter. The highlight of his adolescence may be the time SWAT raided his house and he escaped in nothing but his whitey tighties. He was seventeen at the time, and has since evolved like a Pokémon. Channeling his inner Tarantino, he now writes, sings, dances, dabbles in stand-up, and has mastered the art of the helicopter (watch out Magic Mike 4).